Another dreaming of trying on clothes last night. This time in a very fancy woman's special try-on house and all Alexander McQueen (although I didn't recognize the boots as McQueen's). For some reason, I invited my sister along for this try-on (which I wouldn't be stupid enough to do irl).

Had a dream that I went to an OBGYN and instead of a gown, they brought me a bunch of lingerie. "Pick whichever one you like". Then an old lady nurse came to take me into the room and laughed, "That's just a joke the new nurses play, you can wear a gown!". So I stole all the lingerie they brought.

Been having a lot of dreams lately. In one of last night's dreams, after a series of events, I stood over The Boyfriend, pulled his hair/head back and whispered to him, "Congratulations, you and I have a problem now!" Woke me right up!

Well, it's official. BlueSky is in my dreams. So if anyone knows if a compilation video of 12 girls, all brunette (don't know if conincidence or intentional), spitting water actually exists... Because that's what I dreamt...

I had a dream last night that I made a really hot video and after I had posted it and after 100 people had already seen it, I realized I had the biggest booger hanging out of my nose. I woke up so annoyed 😂

Every dream I had last night included wrestling for no reason and the darkest red flowers you've ever seen. Also John Candy faking a heart attack to plant a tree?!?

I've been weed-free for almost a year. It was much easier to quit than I expected it would be after a 20 year habit. Last night, I had my first dream where I was getting ridiculously high. It was weird and woke me up so fast.

I had a dream that Trixie Mattel opened a music store and became a raging alcoholic and porn addict. Trying to promote the music store but just keeps posting porn. And random videos in costumes (The Corpse Bride, Columbus, etc) where she just says "I'm Sharon Tate" super dramatically. Weird...

If your girlfriend wakes up and says you cheated on her in her dreams, you better cuddle that bad feeling far away! Just like, if your boyfriend wakes up and says you wouldn't let him save you from the apocalypse, you apologize!!!

First thing I said to The Boyfriend this morning, "If they make a real-life Halo game, you're not allowed to play it. The new mechs are insane!". Brought to him by my dream/nightmare that had us both running all night!

Why do I keep dreaming of painful anal?!? What does it mean?!? Is my brain being literal while processing?!? This shit is a pain in the ass?!? Is it deeper than that?!? Someone interpret for me!

I had 4 really intense and involved dreams last night after finally getting sex and woke up craving playing guitar, so... it obviously means something, right?

The amount of sex dreams I'm having these days is crazy. Penis everywhere! So many of them!